Category: Beer Haiku
Johann Peter Stroh Legendary German Beer Now is made by Pabst?
Growler is empty No more sweet amber liquid payday in a week
My Fridge is empty No money for liquid beer I will sell plasma
Gained 4 pounds this week Finished off my Busch Light Case Diet starts tonight.
Switching to Bourbon Intoxicated New Year Will drink beer jan 2
A Fifty Cent Beer Helps to take the pain away But Tomorrow still lurks
Bought some Busch on Sale 18 warm cans for 10 bucks Need more than that though
Beer Summit Needed Too Poor to buy a six pack No Beer in a Month
I took a pay cut I cannot afford cheap beer My sorrow grows deep
A Growler of Beer A fresh Falls City Lager Empty already?