Category: Beer Haiku
I drink the beer now then I get sick and vomit I say I need more
Why drink Tucher beer After all you just rent it drink cheap beer instead
Dear Amber nectar bringer of warmth and good times I just wet myself.
A nod of the head The tilt of a frosted glass Bartender is good
my throat is so parched i have eyes for only one the thirst is painful
Nectar of the Gods I feel like Superman now In morning, I crash
Make me feel fuzzy and make ugly ones pretty so i can bang them
Writing beer Haiku pales when compared to drinking beer I'm outta here.
I never drink beer. Hate the stuff. Tastes like dog crap. Wow, I am so drunk.
Don't get involved with The beer that is in your fridge Unless you hate life