Beer Haiku

I drink the beer now
then I get sick and vomit
I say I need more

Why drink Tucher beer
After all you just rent it
drink cheap beer instead

Dear Amber nectar
bringer of warmth and good times
I just wet myself.

A nod of the head
The tilt of a frosted glass
Bartender is good

my throat is so parched
i have eyes for only one
the thirst is painful

Nectar of the Gods
I feel like Superman now
In morning, I crash

Make me feel fuzzy
and make ugly ones pretty
so i can bang them

Writing beer Haiku pales
when compared to drinking beer
I’m outta here.