Beer Haiku

Bitch, get me a beer
I’ve got that wench trained damn well
Now fluff my pillow

I got me a beer
But now the beer is all gone
I need another

They made me happy
Those twenty-four cans of joy
But I am sick now.

Natty ice is bad
it tastes like death in a can
beer pong anyone?

Feel my hangover
Belched up just like the dawn sun
And you say too bad

Work at Heineken’s
Be the brewer, a dream job
do all the taste test