I never drink beer. Hate the stuff. Tastes like dog crap. Wow, I am so drunk.
Archive for April, 2009
Don’t get involved with The beer that is in your fridge Unless you hate life
My Kegerator Is the best thing in my house Including my wife
Condensation drips Cool breath on the glass-swell,forms Clouds in my Weiss Beer.
delicious cold beer liquid bread to sustain me no a.a. for me
Humming white altar. Fridge full of lager chilling. All is mine.Keep out!
Beer is my true love If i never had a beer I would shoot myself
Beer gets me good sex Waking up in a new bed. But I love it so.
This beer is too light Not enough head either. Hey! Who pissed in my glass?
Dimebag shot I hear Metal God we all hold dear Hand held high, drink beer