Archive for April, 2009

I never drink beer.

I never drink beer. Hate the stuff. Tastes like dog crap. Wow, I am so drunk.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Don’t get involved with

Don’t get involved with The beer that is in your fridge Unless you hate life

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

My Kegerator

My Kegerator Is the best thing in my house Including my wife

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Condensation drips

Condensation drips Cool breath on the glass-swell,forms Clouds in my Weiss Beer.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Delicious cold beer

delicious cold beer liquid bread to sustain me no a.a. for me

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Humming white altar.

Humming white altar. Fridge full of lager chilling. All is mine.Keep out!

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Beer is my true love

Beer is my true love If i never had a beer I would shoot myself

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Beer gets me good sex

Beer gets me good sex Waking up in a new bed. But I love it so.

Friday, April 24th, 2009

This beer is too light

This beer is too light Not enough head either. Hey! Who pissed in my glass?

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Dimebag got shot dead

Dimebag shot I hear Metal God we all hold dear Hand held high, drink beer

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009