Beer Haiku

I never drink beer.
Hate the stuff. Tastes like dog crap.
Wow, I am so drunk.

Don’t get involved with
The beer that is in your fridge
Unless you hate life

My Kegerator
Is the best thing in my house
Including my wife

Condensation drips
Cool breath on the glass-swell,forms
Clouds in my Weiss Beer.

delicious cold beer
liquid bread to sustain me
no a.a. for me

Humming white altar.
Fridge full of lager chilling.
All is mine.Keep out!

Beer is my true love
If i never had a beer
I would shoot myself

Beer gets me good sex
Waking up in a new bed.
But I love it so.

This beer is too light
Not enough head either. Hey!
Who pissed in my glass?

Dimebag shot I hear
Metal God we all hold dear
Hand held high, drink beer