Beer Haiku

Frothy bubbles spit
fly through the air and soak me
who shook up my beer?

Feeling a bit ill
Hands above head, breathe deeply
Too late, gonna puke

Frosty cold goodness
quenching a years worth of thirst
Beer is all I need.

methinks I should drink
and yet I am provider
a barkeep I’ll be

society frowns
on drinking before sundown
5 o’clock somewhere

Hey, there’s the ceiling!
I am floating far far away
only had one drink

I drink one Guinness
The room’s spinning, I’m confused
Hooray for lightweights!

Beep beep beep beep beep
God my head, stupid alarm
How drunk was I? Very.

Beer is so frosty
It has a cold brew taste
I like to drink

Was a two at 10
Thanks to my friend Cerveza
Was a ten at 2