Beer Haiku

my little brown thing
my Phillipina beauty!!
my love; San Miguel.

happiness not found
at the bottom of bottle
but inside the next

my blind date is huge
but she’ll lose 5 pounds per beer
… …I can’t drink that much

window to within
they say a drunk mans words are
his thoughts when sober

drank a beer or three
couldn’t make her go down there
was limp anyway