Beer Haiku

Down iced sides beer spills
the glass mug is filled quickly
the cup holds nothing

new splitting headache
roll to the left and see her
d’oh! why did I drink

sweet nectar of gods
touch the lips, over the tongue
down into the gut

down the hose goes beer
that girl is so f*cked up
i’ll bang her in closet

uncomfortable
in flesh beer eases tension
sobriety breeds torment

Drank 12 just last night
Woke up next to an ugly
Some things never change

I drink to escape
nightmare alone when i drink
alone in remiss

Beer is not dessert
But I think that if it was
It would be the bomb