Beer Haiku

Corona is king!
Mexicano Cervesa
anyone have lime?

Guinness is so great
Add Bailey’s and whiskey too
A f*ck-you-upper

aye! the cold first taste
once it hits your lips so good
opens throat and mind

all hail sweet sweet beer
it makes me fall down the hill
must pee forever

sparks my special friend
crisp delicious with vodka
turn my mouth yellow