Beer Haiku

Labatt Blue you rock
So smooth and so delicious
Canadian beer

get drunk and rail her
wake up feeling like a champ
then look at her face

long night of drinking
God damn she was amazing
i love her mustache

Case of Natty Light
12 bucks is always worth it
God I’m gonna die

Woke up in state pen
Seven shots of tequila
should have stuck with beer

bottoms up, mon frère
your glass is never empty
tango till you’re sore

I’m in the U.S.
Still drink Canadian beer
It just tastes better

Damn, look at that chick!
Dude, that is a huge fat bitch.
Wow, I am so drunk

I once drank so much
I had sex with my cousin
She was twice removed

One new case is cracked
Suddenly it vanishes
Behold: Zen of Point