Beer Haiku

Blue Moon, I love You
Belgian Wheat Ale of beauty
You are my lady

Beer I have no fear
You’ve blessed with the greatest times
You know everything

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thank you beer for you
you are here thru thick and thin
can, bottle any form

Alexander Keith’s
A very fine ale to drink
Nova Scotian pride

Beer is heavenly
Guinness is the best of all
I am so hammered

edward forty-hands
best night of my life no doubt
dizzy morning hurl

Funneled a whole case
I will make it through the night
Oh shit, hello floor

Keystone oh Keystone
You let me boff that donkey
My sweet sweet goddess

Too much beer I drank
I black out from the 40’s
Damn! My pants are lost.