Beer Haiku

A case of beer drunk
The room keeps spinning around
I’d like to get off

flat, warm, beverage
one brew became  so many
wake next to fat pig

Try to remember
Efforts are to no avail
Where has my mind gone

Cold brown frothy drink
Makes me dance like I am black
Proof that god loves us

Seven citations
Why can’t I stop drinking, huh?
Tim is a bad boy

Pretty Maria
Loves to binge drink at O.U.
HALLOWEEN PARTY!

The dope gods are mad!
No one who will sell me pot?
Beer, please don’t leave me.

Ice chest full of quarts.
We started drinking at noon.
Have no memory.

You drank countless cans.
You kissed me, let my hands roam.
Now you won’t call me.

Barreled foam remains.
Lots of people drank this crap.
Where’s my deposit!