Beer Haiku

First year in College BUD, reason for my stomach Give me a Bud Light

Froth bubbling over A lot like my libido… She looked like a girl

I did twelve keg stands Until she got attractive Damn you, beer goggles

Lacking social skills Mutter nonsense at barman Down that wicked foam.

Beer is really gross Only nasty fools drink beer Vodka is better

Tasty Amber Stuff Has made me gain tons of fat but damn it i’m drunk

Nectar of the Gods Hops, Barley, Wheat, Alcohol Thank You Lord, thank you

liquid nourishment how I love my vitamins healthy as a horse

Beer in the shower lather my skin and my mouth beer every hour

i loathe existence carbonated ambrosia help me end this life