Archive for October, 2008

First year in College

First year in College BUD, reason for my stomach Give me a Bud Light

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Froth bubbling over

Froth bubbling over A lot like my libido… She looked like a girl

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I did twelve keg stands

I did twelve keg stands Until she got attractive Damn you, beer goggles

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Lacking social skills

Lacking social skills Mutter nonsense at barman Down that wicked foam.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Beer is really gross

Beer is really gross Only nasty fools drink beer Vodka is better

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Tasty Amber Stuff

Tasty Amber Stuff Has made me gain tons of fat but damn it i’m drunk

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Nectar of the Gods

Nectar of the Gods Hops, Barley, Wheat, Alcohol Thank You Lord, thank you

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

liquid nourishment

liquid nourishment how I love my vitamins healthy as a horse

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Beer in the shower

Beer in the shower lather my skin and my mouth beer every hour

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

i loathe existence

i loathe existence carbonated ambrosia help me end this life

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008