First year in College
First year in College BUD, reason for my stomach Give me a Bud Light
First year in College BUD, reason for my stomach Give me a Bud Light
Froth bubbling over A lot like my libido… She looked like a girl
I did twelve keg stands Until she got attractive Damn you, beer goggles
Lacking social skills Mutter nonsense at barman Down that wicked foam.
Beer is really gross Only nasty fools drink beer Vodka is better
Tasty Amber Stuff Has made me gain tons of fat but damn it i’m drunk
Nectar of the Gods Hops, Barley, Wheat, Alcohol Thank You Lord, thank you
liquid nourishment how I love my vitamins healthy as a horse
Beer in the shower lather my skin and my mouth beer every hour
i loathe existence carbonated ambrosia help me end this life