Beer Haiku

I apologize
Did not mean to vomit and
urinate on you

Drinking Old English.
Get pulled over, go to jail.
Cell mate is pissing.

Fat Tire Amber
Taste the biscuity goodness
Frosty barley pop

drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk
damnit man, beer is so good
masterbate alone… again

Canadian beer
Point-five percent alcohol
Anyone for drinks?

I’m sixteen years old
I drink what I can afford
College, here i come

i saw you last night
right next to an ugly beast
took her home…and scored

beer is good for you
it also tastes wonderful
god i need plenty

oh golden liquid
giver of muscles and balls
please be cheaper soon

Junior in high school,
Friday, parents out of town.
Gonna get wasted.