Beer Haiku

Beer, glorious beer
Fill my mug right up to here
Let’s go get more beer

Beer and haiku good
So why the hell is there no
good beer from Japan

She is not too hot
ten cold beers pass by my lips
She is so damn hot

Wake up hungover
Who is this girl next to me
Wish I knew her name

My fantasy–twins!
A case later dream comes true
’cause I see double

This bar lacks hotties
So I drink a lot of beer
Hey! You’re kinda cute.

This beer is so cold
I drink pints of it all night
Does that make me cold?

On a business trip
Drunken boss extols teamwork
He’s not wearing pants.

Steady! Touch the nose.
Act cool! Cop watching me close.
Who’s touching my ear?

Oh Amber liquid
numb my pain, loosen my tongue
lighten my wallet