Archive for September, 2008

Beer, glorious beer

Beer, glorious beer Fill my mug right up to here Let’s go get more beer

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Beer and haiku good

Beer and haiku good So why the hell is there no good beer from Japan

Monday, September 29th, 2008

She is not too hot

She is not too hot ten cold beers pass by my lips She is so damn hot

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Wake up hungover

Wake up hungover Who is this girl next to me Wish I knew her name

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

My fantasy–twins!

My fantasy–twins! A case later dream comes true ’cause I see double

Friday, September 26th, 2008

This bar lacks hotties

This bar lacks hotties So I drink a lot of beer Hey! You’re kinda cute.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

This beer is so cold

This beer is so cold I drink pints of it all night Does that make me cold?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

On a business trip

On a business trip Drunken boss extols teamwork He’s not wearing pants.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Steady! Touch the nose.

Steady! Touch the nose. Act cool! Cop watching me close. Who’s touching my ear?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Oh Amber liquid

Oh Amber liquid numb my pain, loosen my tongue lighten my wallet

Sunday, September 21st, 2008